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Thread: Things I've said today that sound really strange out of context.

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    megalodons-are-like-the-sharks-of-the-sea.jpg

    (Sorry for the meme... I just can't believe something so stupid came out of my mouth.)
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    “I must have a house elf living in my bra or something.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiggles View Post
    I must have a house elf living in my bra or something.


    Obligatory Kinky Photoshop...

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    I wish to offer my sincerest and deepest apologies to Wiggles, the most bedazzling of all Wiggling and Wiggle-related beings. I did not have any photos of your bras, so I had to use (...cue gasping...) a stock image of a brassiere! (...cue dramatic music!)

    However, I could alter the edit to include a much more congruent image, if you would be willing to send me a number of photographs...
    "Mistletoe... it's often infested with nargles." -Luna Lovegood

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    LOOOOOOOOL! Dear god, that photo is amazing! XD

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    That's like... an unconventional way to free a house elf but it still counts. Clothes are clothes.

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    “And God said unto Moses: THOU MUST PRESERVE THY CUCUMBERS IN BRINING LIQUID.”

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    <Bryce> nudists are way easier to get onto a hovercraft than angry bears
    <Bryce> so yes his plan was good
    <Matthew> what about angry bear nudists?
    <Bryce> I think pretty much all bears are nudists, actually
    <Matthew> true
    <Bryce> excepting circus bears that wear hats and therefore are technically not naked
    It was a strange conversation.

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    “Yeah, but your foot isn’t an irritating song!”

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    Yes, unicorns generally do not beep when beaten with a shovel.
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    I knew that one would make it into this thread.

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    “I wonder if Grandma Sweater Girl already constructed a shrine to you, made entirely of meat. I mean, that’s what Helga from Hey Arnold did, right?”

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