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    Wigglez: I don't think there's any dairy in cum now...
    Going to war over religion is basically killing one another to see who's got the better imaginary friend...


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    (to Wigglez): So you're going to name the best room in your hotel the "Pink Taco Suite"?
    Going to war over religion is basically killing one another to see who's got the better imaginary friend...


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    "Is that me? Am I the anonymous chinchilla?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winston View Post
    "Is that me? Am I the anonymous chinchilla?"
    Google docs? It assigns some pretty out there animals sometimes. I think I saw a jackalope once.

    I almost got a pet chinchilla as a kid. It's one of the very few rodents on California's mammalian pet whitelist. (Whereas most states ban certain exotic pets, e.g. "no tigers or chimpanzees", California, true to form, pretty much bans everything and then lists a few allowable species.)

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    "You can't put old people in a fake ad and use MY foot!"


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    "Quick, someone knock her out while she still has cucumbers on her eyes!"

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    Wigglez: Sometimes you just have to blow, and blow, and blow, before anything will come out.
    Going to war over religion is basically killing one another to see who's got the better imaginary friend...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mayhem View Post
    Wigglez: Sometimes you just have to blow, and blow, and blow, before anything will come out.
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    Nate: "Jesus is not Kenny Loggins."


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    Of course not, Jesus was hardly Footloose on the cross now...
    Going to war over religion is basically killing one another to see who's got the better imaginary friend...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mayhem View Post
    Of course not, Jesus was hardly Footloose on the cross now...
    Yes, "Footloose" playing over and over and over and over..... :P



    And here's a new one from today:

    "Oh god, if ever there was a time I needed Fred's f***ing beds......"


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    "Wait til you see Madonna's singing belly button."


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    Mayhem: "Well, I suppose we could put a goose in a mouse costume."


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    "One can definitely categorize nuclear engineering projects as either kid friendly or not."

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    "PHONES ARE PEOPLE TOO, GODDAMNIT!"


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    Wigglez: This coffee is going way too fast, and I drank all of it!
    Going to war over religion is basically killing one another to see who's got the better imaginary friend...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mayhem View Post
    Wigglez: This coffee is going way too fast, and I drank all of it!
    Oh god, I vaguely remember saying that when I was half-asleep. XD


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    "Yes, I suppose empanadas have a better affinity for getting up in the morning than lazy cats."


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