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    "I'm going to start a religion. A religion where people worship the almighty Zono, hoping it will take them away to oblivion. And yes. The deity will remain a washing machine."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiggles View Post
    "I'm going to start a religion. A religion where people worship the almighty Zono, hoping it will take them away to oblivion. And yes. The deity will remain a washing machine."
    That requires the sacrifice of skanky kecks to appease it...
    Going to war over religion is basically killing one another to see who's got the better imaginary friend...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mayhem View Post
    That requires the sacrifice of skanky kecks to appease it...
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    "Hasta banana, Fonzyana."
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    "There could've been a black John Lennon! You don't know!"
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    "I TRUSTED YOU, ANTHONY BOURDAIN!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Soda View Post
    "I think Elmo ate the blunt..."
    Wow. That'd be a good episode of Sesame Street.

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    Nate imitating me: "I had a really bad day today. I had diarrhea, and then someone mixed Janet Jackson up with Janis Joplin."
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    Juan (last night): "My hand-eye-rice coordination is really, really lacking."
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    "The Hell is out of my butt because I printed it out."
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