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    Screw that. I paid $60 for this ticket! I'm posthumously getting my goddamn money.
    "Ahh, Frankie Sinatra, ahh, Frank Sinatra, Frankie me boy, you don't know, you have the perfect voice to sing calypso."

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    Fine, you can have $60 worth in Heaven Fun Bucks, but in your case they'd be worthless. Here, take this free coffee voucher for Hell's Cafe.

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    Off-Topic:
    This has to be one of the most entertaining threads I've read in a very long time. Bravo.

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    Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the famous duo, Chip and Dale! Versus the Kung Fu legend, Master Shifu! Let the battle......begin!
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    If we're going for the kung fu angle, this needs to be a more "when worlds collide" type of thing, then. East meets West is all the rage, you know.

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    I propose Ancient Eastern Wisdom meets South Side Thug Lyfe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winston View Post
    If we're going for the kung fu angle, this needs to be a more "when worlds collide" type of thing, then. East meets West is all the rage, you know.

    chipdalewallet.jpg

    I propose Ancient Eastern Wisdom meets South Side Thug Lyfe.
    You are my hero. And I need that wallet! XD
    "Ahh, Frankie Sinatra, ahh, Frank Sinatra, Frankie me boy, you don't know, you have the perfect voice to sing calypso."

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    People. PEOPLE. We're getting off-topic.

    WHAT are we going to do about the giant robot zombie duck whacking off in the camper van? I might have skimmed over a few posts.
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    For this insult I will shun their duck stories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicole View Post
    whacking off in the camper van?
    LET'S ALL GET REALLY DRUNK AND WATCH BEAVIS & BUTT-HEAD DO AMERICA
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    When Goa got scarce around here, I think my level of surly assholeness naturally expanded to fill the gap left behind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goa View Post
    LET'S ALL GET REALLY DRUNK AND WATCH BEAVIS & BUTT-HEAD DO AMERICA
    "Uhhh, huh-huh. Hey, baby. I see you have braces..."
    "Ahh, Frankie Sinatra, ahh, Frank Sinatra, Frankie me boy, you don't know, you have the perfect voice to sing calypso."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicole View Post
    WHAT are we going to do about the giant robot zombie duck whacking off in the camper van?
    When it comes to giant robot zombie ducks whacking off, my policy is a harm reduction approach: we should leave him alone and just let him finish, and it'll probably reduce the amount of harm it does to anyone else. Seriously, I've seen the dissection of a male duck, and the corkscrew penis thing is godd*mned nightmare fuel. I don't wanna barge in on that.

    Granted, it's a pretty rare situation so I don't have much test data on how well this works, but I think it's well-founded. I assume the second step is something involving soaking the camper (ideally with the duck still sealed inside) in gasoline and setting it on fire in a remote area, but again, not working with a lot of past supporting data here. I'm mostly just making sh*t up as I go along, frankly.

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    I heard fire. Let's do that.
    Quote Originally Posted by drzounds View Post
    For this insult I will shun their duck stories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiggles View Post
    Screw that. I paid $60 for this ticket! I'm posthumously getting my goddamn money.
    Sorry for the inconvenience. We'll compensate you with this voucher for an extra hour in the ball pit, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicole View Post
    People. PEOPLE. We're getting off-topic.

    WHAT are we going to do about the giant robot zombie duck whacking off in the camper van? I might have skimmed over a few posts.
    That giant robot zombie duck sure has been whacking it a long time now. Plenty of festering zombie wang to go around I guess.

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    Several years, I think. Poor thing just can't get it going, but bless its heart, it's trying.
    Quote Originally Posted by drzounds View Post
    For this insult I will shun their duck stories.

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