I'd like to welcome our newest member, Schorhr! Hip, hip... hooray! As a welcoming gift, I shall fetch for you the Hypothetical Chalice of Power!
*Soda puts an fedora on her head, and plucks a whip from her side. She snaps the whip across the room, neatly wrapping the tip around a ceiling rafter. She swings across the room (a la Indianna Jones) and brutally crashes through the window. Her voice can be heard from outside.*
I'm okay... I'm fine.
*Soda throws the Hypothetical Chalice of Power in through the broken window. It clatters on the ground, apparently intact.*
There you go. Excuse me for not handing it to you personally, but I've got some bruises to attend to.
*Soda re-enters the room, through the front door, and rushes over the the medical cabinet.*
Anyways, it's always good to see another Chip 'n' Dale fan join the forums. Welcome, Schorhr!